Who is Spencer?

Some say he was a Basque separatist who converted to Buddhism and eventually studied with his holiness the Dhali Lama. Others say that he's a recluse who took himself off the grid when CHIPS was finally canceled. The one thing people can agree on is that his sage wisdom will one day be as praised by humanity as Aristotle's, Nietzsche's or Weird Al Yankovich's. These are his facebook updates, and yes they are real.

Wednesday, October 5, 2011

On Steve Jobs

You got to be kidding me people. Steve Jobs didn't put food on your dinner table. He just made i$ from your savings every six months. - 10:20 PM 10/5/11

Monday, November 29, 2010

11:32 on 11/29/2010

Watching spiderman Broadway play on 60 minutes, and it's like battlefield earth meets grease 2.


Wednesday, April 28, 2010

April 23 at 1:55pm

lebowski lef

April 23 at 11:10am

graduated high school five years ago. I've came to the conclusion I pulled an eisenhower, I didn't do anything to drastic but didn't do anything that I wanted do. like run with the bulls. so I should pull a Nixon and just do what I want.

April 23 at 1:19pm

bored at work, anyone plea

April 23 at 1:19pm

bored at work, text me.

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

April 12 at 8:25am

what's on u