April 23 at 1:55pm

lebowski lef

April 23 at 11:10am

graduated high school five years ago. I've came to the conclusion I pulled an eisenhower, I didn't do anything to drastic but didn't do anything that I wanted do. like run with the bulls. so I should pull a Nixon and just do what I want.

April 23 at 1:19pm

bored at work, anyone plea

April 23 at 1:19pm

bored at work, text me.

April 12 at 8:25am

what's on u

April 12 at 8:26am

what's on your mind?

April 13 at 7:53pm

open mic then lost at the bar. thanks leo mc crumb.

April 14 at 7:27am

facebook facebook facebook, grant me more time to take wacky pics.

April 14 at 9:44pm

the best part of waking up, is acid I'm your cup.

April 16 at 2:22pm

who's been fucking with my med"s

April 17 at 12:28am

I'm pretty sure george lucus had nothing to do with it

April 20 at 8:00 AM

I want a job were I have to wear a suite and tie to work.

March 26 at 2:18pm

I've never seen a monkey double click her .mouse.

March 24 at 10:25pm

kicked ass tonight!!! wish my funny buddies where their tonight.