11:32 on 11/29/2010

Watching spiderman Broadway play on 60 minutes, and it's like battlefield earth meets grease 2.

April 23 at 1:55pm

lebowski lef

April 23 at 11:10am

graduated high school five years ago. I've came to the conclusion I pulled an eisenhower, I didn't do anything to drastic but didn't do anything that I wanted do. like run with the bulls. so I should pull a Nixon and just do what I want.

April 23 at 1:19pm

bored at work, anyone plea

April 23 at 1:19pm

bored at work, text me.

April 12 at 8:25am

what's on u

April 12 at 8:26am

what's on your mind?

April 13 at 7:53pm

open mic then lost at the bar. thanks leo mc crumb.

April 14 at 7:27am

facebook facebook facebook, grant me more time to take wacky pics.

April 14 at 9:44pm

the best part of waking up, is acid I'm your cup.

April 16 at 2:22pm

who's been fucking with my med"s

April 17 at 12:28am

I'm pretty sure george lucus had nothing to do with it

April 20 at 8:00 AM

I want a job were I have to wear a suite and tie to work.

March 26 at 2:18pm

I've never seen a monkey double click her .mouse.

March 24 at 10:25pm

kicked ass tonight!!! wish my funny buddies where their tonight.

February 18 at 10:58am

love is something you can't buy, or completely understand in from haveing sex with someone. love is an emotion, between people who care, and trust. example say love is like a solo cup, well only few or more can fill your cup to a certain level. then maybe one day you meet someone who can fill ur cup the q

2/23/10 at 1:11 PM

wait for it..... bat out of hell is the best album ever made, thriller doesn't come close.

2/23/10 at 12:11 PM

threats are a poor mans bluff.

February 10 at 9:26am

what ever happen kindness to strangers?

February 3 at 8:34am

American psycho the musical? I'm in

Monday, Feb 8 at 9:00 AM

Valentines day is a crock. let be honest.

Monday, Feb 8 at 10:00 AM

thinking about writing a book factual book on the welfare program and actual go on welfare to see what its like and hear other people"s life story of how they got their and who's really cheating the system.

2/1/10 at 12:29pm

Women aren't objects, there people who want TLC, just like any decent guy wants. A companion to share and enjoy the good times with, and help then when they need that bat out of hell ride thought the hard times.

January 20 at 3:27PM

Theirs nothing more beautiful than the Female naked body.

January 20 at 11:34 PM

their more to be afraid of..Like who? Like me. Wha

January 19 at 10:00 AM

The Smiths How Soon is Now, which is popularly used in The Craft, and Charmed. Makes it a continuity error. As much as the music supervisor assumed The Smiths were saying I am the Sun I am the Air. Its really I am Son I am the thair. What's really funny both shows are about women who aren't born into family wealth. So yea put that in your pipe and smoke it.

January 13 at 8:51am

Children you can do anything you want when you grow....Unless Jay Leno wants to do it to. -O Brain

Tuesday January 12 at 9:56am

Dear Government, Please stop telling me how to eat. I enjoy salt, I know to much is bad for. That's my decision if I want high blood pressure. Here's a suggestion focus on something more important, Like the border patrol. Stop the illegal immigrants and Terrorist from entering this wonderful country.