Who is Spencer?

Some say he was a Basque separatist who converted to Buddhism and eventually studied with his holiness the Dhali Lama. Others say that he's a recluse who took himself off the grid when CHIPS was finally canceled. The one thing people can agree on is that his sage wisdom will one day be as praised by humanity as Aristotle's, Nietzsche's or Weird Al Yankovich's. These are his facebook updates, and yes they are real.

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Tuesday January 12 at 9:56am

Dear Government, Please stop telling me how to eat. I enjoy salt, I know to much is bad for. That's my decision if I want high blood pressure. Here's a suggestion focus on something more important, Like the border patrol. Stop the illegal immigrants and Terrorist from entering this wonderful country.

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