Who is Spencer?

Some say he was a Basque separatist who converted to Buddhism and eventually studied with his holiness the Dhali Lama. Others say that he's a recluse who took himself off the grid when CHIPS was finally canceled. The one thing people can agree on is that his sage wisdom will one day be as praised by humanity as Aristotle's, Nietzsche's or Weird Al Yankovich's. These are his facebook updates, and yes they are real.

Thursday, January 21, 2010

January 20 at 3:27PM

Theirs nothing more beautiful than the Female naked body.

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

January 20 at 11:34 PM

their more to be afraid of..Like who? Like me. Wha

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

January 19 at 10:00 AM

The Smiths How Soon is Now, which is popularly used in The Craft, and Charmed. Makes it a continuity error. As much as the music supervisor assumed The Smiths were saying I am the Sun I am the Air. Its really I am Son I am the thair. What's really funny both shows are about women who aren't born into family wealth. So yea put that in your pipe and smoke it.

Thursday, January 14, 2010

January 13 at 8:51am

Children you can do anything you want when you grow....Unless Jay Leno wants to do it to. -O Brain

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Tuesday January 12 at 9:56am

Dear Government, Please stop telling me how to eat. I enjoy salt, I know to much is bad for. That's my decision if I want high blood pressure. Here's a suggestion focus on something more important, Like the border patrol. Stop the illegal immigrants and Terrorist from entering this wonderful country.