Who is Spencer?

Some say he was a Basque separatist who converted to Buddhism and eventually studied with his holiness the Dhali Lama. Others say that he's a recluse who took himself off the grid when CHIPS was finally canceled. The one thing people can agree on is that his sage wisdom will one day be as praised by humanity as Aristotle's, Nietzsche's or Weird Al Yankovich's. These are his facebook updates, and yes they are real.

Monday, December 28, 2009

August 22 at 4:13pm

inglorious bastards SUCKED BALLS HARDCORE. SO DISINPOINTED.

September 9 at 9:12am

easy a this semester, and I don't have to read catcher and the rye.

September 18 at 2:11pm

someone call me

September 22 at 8:23am

I lost a lot of respect for RXP for having yuko uno

October 6 at 2:04pm

some fucker just hit me with their car.

October 15 at 6:18pm

so im at the college and this women from the democratic headquaters called me, and out loud in a very asshole way I say im in class.

November 10 at 10:56am

I am the true winner this week, unlike so other wannabes.

November 14 at 6:11pm

I'm not going to take this anymore. I'm at a wall and I can't go on anyfuther

November 26 at 1:21pm

Happy thanksgiving everyone. Now go burn your house down by trying to deep fry your turkey.

November 30 at 10:11pm

It truly amazes me. How family's are cutting back this year on Christmas, however I can drive by ten houses and eight out the ten have a thousand christmas lights up. Some even have a blow up santa or rudolph with a 120watt red nose. So here's my question is the electric company have a 50% discount in december?


Response to a comment:
Chris the question wasn't meant to be answered. We should know what the answer is. With that being said. You should know me better that. That to take this seriously. I just enjoy point out other people idocr

An apparent correction of the previous response to a comment: I enjoy point out people stupid logic of thinking.

Thursday, December 24, 2009

December 16 at 11:46pm

Superman is a border jumper, In the realm of DC Bruce Wayne is the real American hero. The Wayne Family tree were all leaders in thier own way made a real name for themselfs. Even Bruce by leading the way of fighting crime. All Superman do was jump his dumbass into our milkyway galaxy, come on does this guy even have legal pappers?!!

December 16 at 11:46pm

Superman does what ever boarder jumper does and works really hard and steals money from this country(Clark Kent's job). Bruce Wayne has legal pappers he donates money , hes not a taker but a giver like. He works hard because its the right thing to do, not because he has something to hide(except being Batman but thats e...ver superhero). So yea put that in your pipe and smoke it.

December 17 at 12:20pm

I hate the fact that some family's send out those stupid family postcards or family news letter. If I gave a shit I would ask how ur family is doing. Another thing to don't send me a bottle of wine with your picture on the label it only makes me want to throw the god damn thing across the room. having said this and if ...your those people. you know when I see u I always ask ur family is doing. I'm done now

December 19 at 8:00pm

got into a car accident no one will hear my story and knock on wood is playing. thanks asshole for hitting me. on the drivers door.

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

9:00 AM, 12/23/09

I watched Avatar last night, it was really good to my surprise. Its like Furn Gulley meets Dance with the wolfs.

Friday, December 11, 2009

September 25 at 12:44pm

a spitrual women told me I had a block oar. I didn't know how to responsed to it.

September 30 at 2:08pm

A king thinks he's god because of the fear he puts in his followers, but God has followers for hope he puts in them.

October 6 at 5:14pm

So I decided with some free time (no I really dont have free time) I'm going to finish writeing my book. hopefully it can be a huge hit and I can just be one of thoese writers who smokes pot all day and drinks alot. Oh wait i'm half way thier I just need the book to work.

October 6 at 5:28pm

Jake [Gyllenhaal] is what I get the most(unless i'm in a limo)

October 13 at 9:07am

I was reading the newspaper today, and I read that nbc cancelled tv show southland how ever fans of the show twittered about it and managed to get the show back on the air on friday nights( the worst night to put a television show on the air). So here is my question if it takes fans to get a show back on the air via tw...itter. then why do we even bother with the Nelson rating system. its the most reliable system 50 yrs

October 13 at 10:43am

saw adventureland yesterday. it was a good film and it made me relaze two things I enjoy Lou reed and Kristen Stewart is hot in a realistic way unlike jolie or diaz

October 15 at 6:18pm

so im at the college and this women from the democratic headquaters called me, and out loud in a very asshole way I say im in class.

November 4 at 5:14pm

I'm surrounded by a bunch of 16 year old girls and gay gentleman this is more awkward I'm out of my element.

Spencer Ross
Glee signing

November 10 at 10:56am

Spencer Ross I am the true winner this week, unlike so other wannabes.

November 30 at 10:11pm

It truly amazes me. How family's are cutting back this year on Christmas, however I can drive by ten houses and eight out the ten have a thousand christmas lights up. Some even have a blow up santa or rudolph with a 120watt red nose. So here's my question is the electric company have a 50% discount in december?


Comments on the update:
Chris Reyes
that would be smart but december is when they make most of their money, I'm not sure if any electric companies DO do that, maybe they do, but from the way I see it you'd want to either ignore the fact that everyone's using double electricity and reap the benefits of their wild spending, or raise the bill slightly and make more money. People are going to put up lights anyways, why encourage them even further?
Spencer Ross
Chris the question wasn't meant to be answered. We should know what the answer is. With that being said. You should know me better that. That to take this seriously. I just enjoy point out other people idocr
Spencer Ross
I enjoy point out people stupid logic of thinking.

12/3/09 10:59 PM

In my life I've done more wrong than right. As I look back all the bad things I've done to people or majority of people wasn't right for me to say make fun of or hurt. If you know me you perhaps heard my stories either from myself or someone else and even thought I laugh perhaps your laughing with me but on the inside ...I'm hurting wishing to take it all back but I can't. For that I've developed a bad name for myself.

12/5/09 4:49 PM

December brings back great memoirs of when I use to work @ Sam Goodys. Their I was known as the Golden Goose because I sold the shit out of replay cards . plus I made the store sell out of boondock saints all 24 copies. In the end I made great friends and was on top of the world. I wish I had a holiday job like that again.

12/10/09 10:38 AM

I feel like scrogemp.